Why'd You Do It?

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To the slimewad that stole my art book "Figure Drawing For All It's Worth" by Andrew Loomis...

Why did you have to take that one, you douche? I went through a lot of trouble to get that book. It's out of print, was in excellent condition and will cost me big $$$ to replace it.

In fact, I can't afford to replace that one, I'll have to get one of a later printing and in not as good condition.

It was a birthday present from a couple of years ago. It was the only thing I got that year because it cost almost $200.

If you stole it because you knew it's worth and wanted to sell it yourself, you are a slimewad.

If you stole it because of the valuable information and tips it contains and wanted to learn from it to become a better artist.... YOU NEVER WILL! YOU WILL ALWAYS SUCK BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE WRONG ATTITUDE TO EVER NOT SUCK!

That is because people who will steal things like books or jewelry or money out of someone else's wallet would have no problem with stealing someone else's art. And we all know, you steal someone else's work, you suck. End of story.

If you want to break the curse of eternal suckage, return my book. Otherwise, enjoy your incompetent existence.

Peace-out, weasel.



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Paix-Angelique's avatar
How did they get it in the first place? o.o